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lotsofplants) wrote2005-08-08 02:27 pm
lotsofplants) wrote2005-08-08 02:27 pm
RPGs humor
250 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG is funny. A couple examples:
14. Ogres are not kosher.
55. Before facing the dragon, not allowed to glaze the elf.
92. The name of the weapon shop is not "Bloodbath and Beyond"
144. There is no such thing as pleather armor.
163. Not allowed to try and make a dire version of any dog of the toy breeds.
176. I cannot make called shots to the plectrum, anvil, stirrup, hammer or Isle of Langerhans.
188. I cannot play a elf with a scottish accent, nor a cajun dwarf.
249. If a black op requires me to impersonate an employee, I cannot bill the target for overtime.
14. Ogres are not kosher.
55. Before facing the dragon, not allowed to glaze the elf.
92. The name of the weapon shop is not "Bloodbath and Beyond"
144. There is no such thing as pleather armor.
163. Not allowed to try and make a dire version of any dog of the toy breeds.
176. I cannot make called shots to the plectrum, anvil, stirrup, hammer or Isle of Langerhans.
188. I cannot play a elf with a scottish accent, nor a cajun dwarf.
249. If a black op requires me to impersonate an employee, I cannot bill the target for overtime.
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68. Bring him back intact includes redundant organs.