twisted lyrics

You can blame a very twisted sense of humor (mine) for this idea, and you can blame Lyrics On Demand for providing me with the complete lyrics, which I couldn't remember. If something doesn't quite scan, it's because I can't remember most of the melody, either. :)

With that said, I present:

I'm Too Gothy
with apologies to Right Said Fred and their song, 'I'm Too Sexy'.
( don't say I didn't warn you )