twisted lyrics

[lotsofplants]

You can blame a very twisted sense of humor (mine) for this idea, and you can blame Lyrics On Demand for providing me with the complete lyrics, which I couldn't remember. If something doesn't quite scan, it's because I can't remember most of the melody, either. :)

With that said, I present:

I'm Too Gothy
with apologies to Right Said Fred and their song, 'I'm Too Sexy'.

I'm too gothy for your club too gothy for your club
Your club can't hold me

I'm too angsty to wear black too angsty to wear black
so angsty it hurts
And I'm too angry to be calm too angry to be calm
I just can't be calm

And I'm too bitter for your party
too gothy for your club
No way I'm going dancing

I'm a misfit you know what I mean
And I do my little rant about my life
Yeah about my life about my life yeah
And I do my little rant about my life

I'm too tragic for my friends too tragic for my friends
too tragic by far
and I'm too bitter to love life
too bitter to love life what do you think about that

I'm a misfit you know what I mean
And I do my little rant about my life
Yeah about my life about my life yeah
I shake my fist and rant 'bout my life

I'm too gothy for my I'm too gothy for my too gothy for my

'Cos I'm a misfit you know what I mean
And I do my little rant about my life
Yeah about my life about my life yeah
I shake my fist and rant 'bout my life

I'm too angsty to wear black too angsty to wear black
poor me yeah poor me in black
I'm too gothy for your club too gothy for your club
Your club can't hold me

And I'm too angsty for this song

Comments

[k-crow.livejournal.com]

*grin* That was just marvelous! And unfortunately, I've met peple like that. :P

[plantae.livejournal.com]

:) Glad you enjoyed it. It actually started as a joking rejoiner to someone teasing about taking me clubbing. It got bigger from there. :)

[shandryl.livejournal.com]

You're too leafy for your... um... pot?

[gement.livejournal.com]

Squeee! You know how fast this is getting forwarded around, don't you? I want to send it to a couple of non-LJers. How would you like to be credited?

[plantae.livejournal.com]

It's getting forwarded? *blink* Um, I donno. I guess put my name on it. Do I need a comment about it being done without the permission of the original artist?

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

You are a big GOOFBALL. And now I'm singing that to myself and I'm going to inflict it on OTHERS.

[plantae.livejournal.com]

Buh ha ha!

[craigp.livejournal.com]

I probably flatter myself to think I was (at least in part) inspiration for this filk. ^_^

[rigel-p.livejournal.com]

*CACKLECACKLECACKLE*

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE FILK THIS AT NORWESCON?...AND SEND ME A VIDEO!!!

~R~